kaleidoscope eyez

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i made my college decision by watching all of the I’m Shmacked videos and picking the one that looked the craziest

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I am honestly so weird sometimes I wonder why people even talk to me

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the life

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i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day

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wow I cannot even describe how much I do not want to go out tonight and if it weren’t my best friends birthday party that I planned, I would definitely be staying home watching reruns of Khloe and Lamar because that is number one on my list of priorities at the moment.

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Lets be real I deserve my own galaxy. The Milky Way can handle all this sass.